Competitors, Fall 2004

Derelict

Creators: Avi Hoffman, Melissa Harris

Short Bus of Doom!!

Creator: Anne Shneider

Why is the Short Bus Of Doom!! going to win? Because the Evil Bus Driver of Doom!! is gonna “school” the opposition…Haha…I’m funny…Vote for me!

PsychoBot

Creator: Scott Helvich

It's Bozo! It's a deranged chimpanzee! No, it's PsychoBot™©®! "What is PsychoBot?" How dare you ask such a question! PsychoBot™©® is only the toughest, meanest, craziest robot that has ever rolled this earth! PsychoBot™©® will eat your dog alive. PsychoBot™©® will steal your identity. PsychoBot™©® will decapitate you, annihilate you, and otherwise kick your a$$ in 47 different ways. You never know what it will do next!
Bow down and worship PsychoBot™©®! If you refuse, it may be the last thing you ever do...

Sketch

Creators: Pehr Hovey, Dani Davidson

Sketch will win because he has friends. Bling Bling!

GIZMO gearington

Creator: Richard Ockers

The world champion of the world, GIZMO gearington, is ready for some board crushing, gear tangling, chip frying action! He plans to dominate the arena with the help of his little satanic friend and namesake Gizmo! With precise craftsmanship, intelligent programming, and plenty of torque, GIZMO is way ahead of the game! So go on and make the erudite choice by pronouncing GIZMO gearington winner of the IEEE Sumo Wars and leader of all free nations!

H. Robert Duffington


Creators: Luke Rinard, Daniel Moore

"Hup hup! All these cobbled together robots, absolutely barbaric! We'll show them a little what-for, with style, panache, and the height of fashion: a tophat. The sun never sets on the Robot Empire, wot." -H. Robert Duffington, Robot, Esquire

Trogdor

C reators: Alan Butler, Robin Chisnell

Trogdor will Burninate all the other robots and their thatched-roof cottages, for he is the grand destroyer of robot-villagers. Trogdor will search and destroy with his glorious robot brain, and none will be spared.

Awesobot

Creators: Chris Booth, Jake Fisher, Ben Siepser

Our robot will win because it has the will of a warrior, the strength of many men, and the cunning of the puma. It killed the Chupa-thingy last week, and now it comes for you. It is the harbinger of doom, the AWESOBOT.

Beelzebub

Creator: Jared Goodner

it drinks like a fish
takes bigger hits than snoop dogg
and its harder than vin diesel on viagra

Punitive Damage

Creators: Adeline Lim, Brian Shank

Ursa

Creators: Abby Morgan and Drew Frank

Fear the burger!

Shippo

Creator: Helena Wotring

There just isn't anyone who can beat my foxfire!